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crazy4tv: Hook strolled into Emma’s apartment Hook & Emma in the same scene: Captain Swan: Charming punched Hook! More Hook backstory: Hook’s still heartbroken over Milah: Hook knows Bae is Milah’s son: Hook/Bae: If it weren’t for Hook, Henry…
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joan-watson: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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nagittokomaeda: i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 
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thunar: I think It’s pretty funny how the Sherlock cast are nothing like their characters Benedict Cumberbatch is charismatic and social, said to be very pleasant to be around. Martin Freeman is a little shit  (and I love him for it) And Andrew Scott is just puppies and flowers all wrapped up in a cozy Irish blanket.
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